Shocking! World's first Vag1nal beauty pageant is here. (See Video)

I did not want to post this piece at first, but, my urge as a buzzer overcame my overwhelming bemusement at seeing this….This 21st century of ours just doesn’t cease to outdo itself as each second ticks, and it is seriously “gaga-fying” ! Well, behold  the world’s first vag1na beauty contest.

American s3x toy entrepreneur, Brian Sloan, maker of the famously infamous “Autoblow” (a s3x toy that sucks the p3nis), created the competition, so he could find the perfect vag1na to replica on one of his new s3x toys, a vag1na of course. The contest actually opened in June and got rounded off a month later; but a video on how the process went down  just surfaced. The s3x toy manufacturer got ‘everyday women’ to upload pictures of their vulvas for people to rate from 1-10. The top three were used to design Sloan’s new product.

The aim of the contest was to determine what type of vag1na men prefer – all contestants had to do was submit a photo of their vulva with a piece of paper saying: #AutoblowVag1nalBeautyContest.

And you can see all the very ‘not safe for work‘ finalists here, if for some reason you’re interested. Seriously, don’t click this link if you’re at work. Or any public place. Or where your wife is. Or your husband. Or …anyway, you get the gist.